I iz a party dog!

On Caturday night, Mommee had a party to celebrate being ancient. I tried to be a helper doggie in the morning, cleaning the house, but I mostly just whined when I couldn't be in the kitchen wif Mommee.

Then I tasted the cake balls, to make sure they wasn't poisunus. And I told Mommee I had to test the rolls for the meetball sammiches, but she said No.

Then I supervized the assembly of the table for playing games.

An' would you beleev it? All of Mommee's frends were under the same delusion she was! They said I was HUGE! An' I said, No, I just a little puppeh.

Here's me an' Mommee.



See how little I am?

Berfday Giveaway!

In honors of my berfday, I'z gonna have a little giveaway! Iz gonna be a trivia question. Da furst doggie (or kittie or bunnie or whatever) to correctly answer my question will receev a box of my most favoritest treats, Wellness WellBars Yogurt, Apples & Bananas. (and if you are a kittie or bunnie or whatever, tell me what yur most favoritest treat is, an' I'll send that instead -- since you shuldn't eat doggie treats)

Question: Name a president who owned a labrador retriever AND the name of that lab.

Leave a comment with your answer and your human's email address, so my mommee can contact your human and find out where to send your noms.

Noms!

Mommy brought home fixin's for Chinese food!

They wasn't too happy, though. They hissed at me and Sirius before Mommy took them upstairs.

Huh. Why'd she take them upstairs? Kitchen's on this floor. And she only brought home four portions. Between her, Daddy, Sirius, Reese, and me, we need another portion.

Ain't no way I'm sharing.

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I just peeked. She put them in a cage. They're kinda small. I think we're going green -- growing our own food!