I is sorries I has been a bad puppeh, updating my bloggy.
Daddee put on my new Santa Paws suit, and took me on a CAR RIDE(!) last nite to dis place called Nesh-a-min-ee Mall, and I saw LOTS of ozzer doggies! I felt a little sillee wearin' dat suit, but most of teh ozzer doggies had on silly costumes, too. And my Mommee was there, with Reese! I was most happiest to see them both!
And we stood in a long line, for a reely long time, like, fur-evers! An' dis little puppee in front of us kept tryin' to chase my tail. Mommee didn't seem to like teh puppee - well, more like, she didn't like teh peepel who brought da puppee. She said dat puppee came from a "puppy mill" like I came from. And dat teh peepel knew it and bought dat puppee anyways. She said it was a pug and beegul mixed togedder, and she doesn't unnerstand why peepels pay so much moneys for mutts.
Anyways, we also saw a English Mastiff, who didn't seem to likes me. I dunno why. An' TWO pibbles! An' a Great Dane. And more pug-beegul mixes, which made Mommee even more mad. And dis yorkie was behind us. And a Westie. And English bulldoggies. And anudder lab, but he was black, not cream-colored like me. An' a poodle.
So, like I sed, we stood in this line, like, fur-evers, and we finally got to meet dis guy sittin' in a green chair. He, uh, kinda needed to lose some weight (I mean, come on, Mommee, you think I'm pudgy?). An' he had a looooong white beard. And I sat on da floor in front of his chair, and Reese hopped up next to him. I wanted to hop up, too, but he has the same delusions Mommee does -- he thought I was a big doggie, but I told him, no, I'm a little doggie, I only 10.5 pounds -- the vet forgot the decimal point, but he said, no, you're too big, you sit on da floor.
Anyways, these ladies squeaked a toy, and called my name, but Mommee said "Stay." And der was dis brite flash of lite, and we had to leave that man. We couldn't stay an' play wis him, cuz der were ozzer doggies waitin' to meets him.
Then one of dose ladies gave Mommee and Daddee each a picshur, and Daddee and me went back to Gramma's, and Mommee took Reese home. Mommee said she's gonna "scan" the picshur at home, so I can put it in my bloggy.